apparently there’s a bob belcher cameo in the simpsons/family guy crossover??? ugggghhhhh

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"We used to look up in the sky and wonder about our place in the stars. Now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt." - Interstellar (2014) 

Favorite Mindy Quotes - 1/?



also, having spoken with both parents about the shitshow that is Lucy, we are all in full agreement that Luc Besson and the writers did absolutely zero research on Taiwan and that the movie is not worth our time or money.

like dad told me: they didn’t realize that Taiwan is one of the safest places in the world, below Sweden?

and the look on mom’s face was laugh-out-loud hilarious.

I hope to hell this movie tanks in Taiwan, if not everywhere.

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posted 1 hour ago via gretagrwigs · © isanah with 1,898 notes

Dear Pipes,

                You probably are not opening these, or if you are, I’m sure you don’t really want to hear what I have to say. I doubt if the tables were turned that I would be reading this, but on the off chance that you are still reading, I want to try and explain myself, which is difficult in a letter and would be so much easier face to face. I know that the situation in Chicago seems fucked, but I promise I was protecting you.
               There was a lot going on that I wasn’t able to talk to you about and if I had even a moment alone with you before the trial, I swear I would have been completely open and honest.
                The last thing I wanted after everything we have been through is for you to feel lied to, or deceived in any way. Piper, I promise, I am not that person…


recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign


recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign


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Anonymous asked: "what's the craziest thing you've ever done?"


i got accused of stealing a pair of shoes once and then got sent to this camp where i had to dig holes to build character as my punishment and while i was there i ran away in search for my friend who also ran away and broke my family’s curse

posted 2 hours ago via punkheist · © ufo2084 with 8,071 notes

And you can try to stop my dancing feet, but I just cannot sit still!