Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
Whip It, 2009.
New Politics - Harlem
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
What kinda crouching tiger hidden dragon type shit is this
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Publicity Photo Shoot!
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
We’ve been here all of four minutes and you guys have already forgotten everything I said! Party huddle, stat!
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
when i email my instructors i always try to be so polite/intelligent and they hit me back with shit like “ok c u thurs”
for real tho i was emailing my professor the other day asking to be switched into a different group cause nobody else was doing any work and since this is the second semester ive had her she figured we were chill and shoots back “i know theyre all dumb fucks ill switch you”