elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit


laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument


subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 


I was somebody before I came in here. I was somebody with a life that I chose for myself and now, now it’s just about getting through the day without crying. And I’m scared. I’m still scared. I’m scared that I’m not myself in here and I’m scared that I am. Other people aren’t the scariest part of prison, it’s coming face-to-face with who you really are. Because once you’re behind these walls there’s nowhere to run. The truth catches up with you in here and it’s the truth that’s going to make you her bitch.



pizzaforpresident:

it’s the little things


punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there


Track Title: Highschool Lover

Artist: Air

Album: The Virgin Suicides

occultgod:

Air - Highschool Lover

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outerspacecake:

love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it


the origins of my url

posted 13 hours ago with 4 notes

en-melody asked: "What's the meaning of your Url ? Nice blog, by the way..."

thanks!! and my URL is taken from an Ezra Koenig tweet…I’ll see if I can post a screenshot of it here in a minute

posted 13 hours ago

posted 13 hours ago via ffey · © mrgolightly with 4,518 notes

whorchacha:

IDOL // IDLEA PLAYLIST FOR THE CATHARTIC AND THE STATIC MOMENTS WHEN YOU’RE ON THE VERGE OF YOUR YOUTH:

♡♡ CAN’T REPEAT THE PAST - GREAT GATSBY SOUNDTRACK - HOUDINI - FOSTER THE PEOPLE - BARELY LEGAL - THE STROKES - THE SUBURBS - ARCADE FIRE - TEENAGE ICON - THE VACCINES - HELP I’M ALIVE - METRIC - COMME DES ENFANTS - COEUR DE PIRATE - GIVING UP THE GUN - VAMPIRE WEEKEND - NEEDLE  - BORN RUFFIANS - HIGH SCHOOL LOVERS - THE VIRGIN SUICIDES THEME - RIBS - LORDE - TEEN IDLE - MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - TAKE A WALK - PASSION PIT - LOST IN MY BEDROOM - SKY FERREIRA - TIME TO PRETEND - MGMT ♡♡
(for dalia and all my other babes in senior year) (cover art)

LISTEN

whorchacha:

IDOL // IDLE
A PLAYLIST FOR THE CATHARTIC AND THE STATIC MOMENTS WHEN YOU’RE ON THE VERGE OF YOUR YOUTH:

♡ CAN’T REPEAT THE PAST - GREAT GATSBY SOUNDTRACK - HOUDINI - FOSTER THE PEOPLE - BARELY LEGAL - THE STROKES - THE SUBURBS - ARCADE FIRE - TEENAGE ICON THE VACCINES - HELP I’M ALIVE - METRIC - COMME DES ENFANTS - COEUR DE PIRATE - GIVING UP THE GUN - VAMPIRE WEEKEND - NEEDLE  - BORN RUFFIANS - HIGH SCHOOL LOVERS - THE VIRGIN SUICIDES THEME - RIBS - LORDE - TEEN IDLE - MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - TAKE A WALK - PASSION PIT - LOST IN MY BEDROOM - SKY FERREIRA - TIME TO PRETEND - MGMT 

(for dalia and all my other babes in senior year) 
(cover art)

LISTEN

posted 13 hours ago via ffey · © whorchacha with 471 notes

atomic-glitter:

theroguefeminist:

dopeworldemmanuel:

This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj

wow this analysis is so goodthis also makes the parallel between drake in the video and shinji actually have substance when you think about it

What’s funny is that people are so full of it. They accuse her of making shallow 2-dimensional music, so they must be pretty damn deep and analytical, right? WRONG, because as soon as they see asses shaking, they’ve already made up their minds. They’ve missed everything this person is saying because they’re the ones who are shallow. The only place where these people could ever truly be considered analytical is within the confides of their own minds.

atomic-glitter:

theroguefeminist:

dopeworldemmanuel:

This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj

wow this analysis is so good
this also makes the parallel between drake in the video and shinji actually have substance when you think about it

What’s funny is that people are so full of it. They accuse her of making shallow 2-dimensional music, so they must be pretty damn deep and analytical, right? WRONG, because as soon as they see asses shaking, they’ve already made up their minds. They’ve missed everything this person is saying because they’re the ones who are shallow. The only place where these people could ever truly be considered analytical is within the confides of their own minds.